Mister Mosquito

A man who both bites down and slobbers during oral sex. The name, "Mister Mosquito," is only accurate if the person who calls someone, "Mister Mosquito," is the one who received oral sex had an awful time.

Don't let Brian suck your dick, broh, he is a total Mister Mosquito.

Mister Mosquito by Megacheese69420 March 5, 2023

Yeeto Mosquito 

You say it to insult a stupid/idiotic person but you can also use it to be funny and almost everyone will laugh if you use it correctly.

You and your friends are Yeeto Mosquitos. Yeeto Mosquito dawgggggg.

Yeeto Mosquito by Cheezy_G June 6, 2019

Parched mosquito 

A person who hasn't gotten any head in a while

Mr. Mull is a parched mosquito

Parched mosquito by Homonotfound February 21, 2023

Skid Row Mosquito

A mosquito that lives in the skid row area of downtown Los Angeles due to its drug addiction, poverty, and/or general lack of motivation and productivity. The skid row mosquito is also not able to find a job. The skid row mosquito general looks for and bites people that are forced to frequent the area for various reasons. A bite from a skid row mosquito may require a visit to the doctor, antibiotics, and time of from work.

Dang I went to work and got bit by a skid row mosquito down town and now I have to go to the doctor for some drugs and a note for work !

Skid Row Mosquito by Drog65 June 21, 2017

White Mosquito 

A slang term for the homosexual act of ejaculating in a man's rectum, then inserting a straw into the rectum to suck out the semen.

Harry likes to White Mosquito with this dad. (SICK FUCK)

White Mosquito by jon NAy boi June 27, 2006

dick mosquito 

A dick mosquito is a person who is always sucking dick and does anything to get the D.

Jack: Yo man you know that girl Tiffany.
Matt: Yea bro shes such a dick mosquito. Shes always sucking random dick.

dick mosquito by Wofnek July 1, 2014

The Mosquito 

A unique and fun way of manipulating the male genitalia in order to create a near-perfect representation of a mosquito.

The owner lays on his back with his legs above his head, so that his penis and testicles dangle toward his face. The genitals should take the form of a mosquito (the eyes are the balls and the singer is the shaft).

"Guys, lets all do The Mosquito!"

"I was messing around yesterday and I happened to notice that my junk looks exactly like a mosquito. I call it The Mosquito."

The Mosquito by rof989 December 7, 2009