Exploding Tomcat

A cat that can survive up to 10 Kilotons of TNT. However, when it encounters anything living it explodes with the force of 10 Kilotons of TNT.

I almost died on my hiking trip! One of those Exploding Tomcats tried to get me, but I scared it off.

Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...

This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat

by The WanderingTrader April 9, 2020

Exploding Whale

When a small government fucks something up.

"That twenty six thousand dollar golf simulator sure is an exploding whale."

by Jack Oughoften November 12, 2020

exploded personal space

A newly-expanded distance between oneself and another person, which we yearn to have violated and honored at the same time.

Her exploded personal space had gone from a few inches to the government-mandated six-foot radius and it felt like an invisible prison cell.

by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020

Exploding Kittens Nope Card

A card in Exploding Kittens used to get rid of a played card. Say this if someone uses an Uno Reverse Card on your insult, but be aware that they can say it back.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Bill: Uno Reverse Card
Bob: Exploding Kittens Nope Card

by R3Ked May 26, 2020

Exploding boobs

The impression when people see huge boobs

Chris: I'm exploding boobs right now
Eric: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh me too

by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

Exploded cheerio

Charlie turner

Charlie turner is such a exploded cheerio

by Jdog66killer May 2, 2017

Exploding Shaft

To shoot up heroin into ones shaft while violently jerking off in a toddler's room

My new born cousin so hot I went into her room and did the exploding shaft

by Jerrod from subway June 21, 2017