Reading 

"Like a slow version of T.V"
~ Neil, The Inbetweeners

Simon: What you doing?
Neil:" I'm reading, I don't know why anyone bothers with this s**t, its like a slow version of T.V"

Reading by Aussie24680 February 21, 2012

roaring wampanoag 

When you insert your penis into the arse of a native person and make them roar like a tamed tiger.

Hey dude! Did you see Jason give Running Bear a roaring wampanoag?

roaring wampanoag by Lebs September 19, 2004

Burn After Reading 

A 2008 comedy brought to us by the Coen Brothers. Starring John Malkovich, Frances McDormand, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Tilda Swinton.

Burn After Reading is my favorite comedy of 2008!

Burn After Reading by nevo17209 February 15, 2009

Reading, Ohio 

The small town all about getting booty. Guys want it, girls get it. What else can you ask for? We share the details (;

In Reading, Ohio..... Boy meets girl, girl likes boy. Boy makes a move, girl accepts.

Reading, Ohio by Godalmightyisawoman January 5, 2011

roaring moon

The act of farting loudly while showing someone your anus

I saw my friend bike by yesterday, gave him a roaring moon.

roaring moon by Hopmeister99 January 2, 2023

No stop reading this 

Seriously I said to fucking stop. This isn't fucking funny stop fucking reading and vote for other submissions.

I'm serious please no stop reading this it's not fucking safe.

No stop reading this by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020

reading the mail 

eavesdropping on a conversation; sandbagging (ham radio lingo)

A ham radio operator tunes her radio to a frequency frequented by other hams, usually people she knows. She can listen in on their QSO without them knowing it.

"So I was *ahem* reading the mail this morning on 2 meters..."

reading the mail by rubberbiscuit August 11, 2009