When a woman sticks her tongue flat out of her mouth and a man presses his penis against her tongue and begins ejaculating as he still presses his penis against her tongue.
When a very bearded gent covers himself with candle wax and pickled jalapeños and two ladies compete to see who can consume more of the juicy goodness before the gent can trade them for a goat. If the gent wins he gets the goat, the winning lady get a bottle of Pepto Bismol.
He was able to provide for his family after successfully completing the Hungarian wax pepper.
Dude, she wanted to give me a Hungarian rubdown, but I told her to break out the sounding rods and use those on my urethra, so I had her take Hungry paste and use it on the sounding rods instead. For my urethra.
A condom which has been punctured by a needle in order to cause deliberate pregnancy. Frequently used by Hungarian and eastern European women who have sex with douchebags.
Al: I think that eastern European girl I fucked is pregnant.
Mike: Of course it is Al. You are so stupid, always on the phone that you did not realized she used Hungarian condoms on your dumb ass.