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Hungarian Flytrap 

When a woman sticks her tongue flat out of her mouth and a man presses his penis against her tongue and begins ejaculating as he still presses his penis against her tongue.
Greta and Mark did the Hungarian Flytrap many times on their honeymoon.

Hungarian wax pepper 

When a very bearded gent covers himself with candle wax and pickled jalapeños and two ladies compete to see who can consume more of the juicy goodness before the gent can trade them for a goat. If the gent wins he gets the goat, the winning lady get a bottle of Pepto Bismol.
He was able to provide for his family after successfully completing the Hungarian wax pepper.

Hungarian Windmill

A sexual act in which a small Hungarian woman rotates 365 degrees on a Hungarian Cock (*see Hungarian cock definition)
Zoltar - “Hey Anna, want to try the Hungarian Windmill tonight?”
Anna - “Yes! I’d love to spin around on your Hungarian cock!”
Hungarian Windmill by LemonMary January 12, 2023

hungarian rubdown 

The act of mixing paprika and extra virgin olive oil together, (Hungry paste) then applying onto the anus and the shaft of the penis
Dude, she wanted to give me a Hungarian rubdown, but I told her to break out the sounding rods and use those on my urethra, so I had her take Hungry paste and use it on the sounding rods instead. For my urethra.

hungarian condom

A condom which has been punctured by a needle in order to cause deliberate pregnancy. Frequently used by Hungarian and eastern European women who have sex with douchebags.
Al: I think that eastern European girl I fucked is pregnant.
Mike: Of course it is Al. You are so stupid, always on the phone that you did not realized she used Hungarian condoms on your dumb ass.
hungarian condom by buck neckid ALM September 22, 2011

Hungarian Battlewhore 

An insult used to describe people that want to fight all of the time.
"Chill out, don't fight him. You're such a Hungarian Battlewhore."