Club Kneck Neck

The illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. It may present swollen glands or sore throat.

Patient: 'Doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, I think I have tonsillitis.'

Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'

by Dr Drake May 12, 2017

To want to neck

To want to neck is to wish to kill oneself (by hanging).

(Similar to "I want to die".)

Oh my god, I have four assignments this week and two presentations... It's causing me to want to neck!

by Does anyone know June 13, 2017

got them in the neck

Getting stabbed in the neck With a knife

He got them in the neck

by Random50 November 26, 2017

possess thy neck

To formally slap someone’s neck so hard that they no longer own their own neck

If you don’t get out of my way , i’m boutta possess thy neck

by rodawg51 May 3, 2018

camel dick neck

A hickey from when one person sucks on another persons neck causing a hickey

You have a camel dick neck.

by Cangt February 20, 2018

Peanut butter jelly neck

Crusty neck

Go wash your peanut butter jelly neck

by Cuchiecoo June 28, 2018

crickity crack my neck is wack

A phrase used when your neck is messed up in any way

Tim: Dude is your neck ok
Jim: crickity crack my neck is wack

by Lucasbiggay268 October 2, 2018