Meat Nerd 

A person who has an unusual fascination with penises. This person knows every fact and stat that one could know when it comes to the male genitalia.

Have you noticed Tammy never looks you in the eye when she talks to you!

I know man she always is staring at my crotch! She’s such a meat nerd!

Meat Nerd by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021

Fake Nerd 

Perhaps even a wannabe high IQ person.
Who acts like they enjoy learning.
Who express themselves by using big words, when it's quite excessive.
A person who exceeds their studies by cheating.
A person who sometimes acts dumb to gain attention from others.
A person who acts quirky.
A person who tries to interest themselves in what nerds like.

That human is a fake nerd because they're being restrictive in a setting of real nerds.

Fake Nerd by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022

fucking nerd 

Spencer

"Spencer is a fucking nerd."

fucking nerd by fuckyouinspecific,spencer December 26, 2022

The Apex Nerd 

The A-pex Nerd

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The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.

Head for the hills! It's the Apex Nerd!

Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*

The Apex Nerd by Ashur June 11, 2006

stroke my nerd 

The ability to communicate information, usually of a technical nature, in a way that is entertaining and compelling. Salespeople are usually socially oriented, but lack the ability to speak intelligently about advanced technology. Engineers are technically capable, but classically lack communication or social skills. Someone who can 'stroke my nerd' is a contradictory combination of both.

That data center salesperson really knew how to stroke my nerd. Listening to her talk about those connection specs really gave me a brain boner, but those rackmounts gave me a full on nerdgasm.

stroke my nerd by CAShooter April 19, 2011

mega uber nerd 

See "Fuckboy" and add Calculator

"My RAM is 100 MHz faster than yours sweg git rekt m8" -mega uber nerd

mega uber nerd by Frothy_Walrusman June 16, 2015

geek goop nerd 

Vop_Doge

You are a Geek Goop Nerd fuck

geek goop nerd by I eat doge for lunch January 15, 2021