Jacob 

someone who likes eating grass

jacob likes grass, he’s basically grass

Jacob by urai laika April 23, 2020

Jacob Heath 

CEO of hentai, Adidas tracksuits and Slavs. Has countless hentai memes and potatoes. Creator of the Spinach and Potato muffin
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man

“I tried Jacob Heaths muffins, I threw up on my child”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”

Jacob Heath by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020

Jacob 

A whole BIOTCH that says he’s gonna wake up to go workout but really he needs his beauty sleep so he ditches the workout after you’ve already woken up at 7am to wake him up.

Girl: Heyy good morning you ready to put the work in🤪

JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.

Jacob by Jacobisabitch April 30, 2020

Jacob 

Jacob is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, a true friend you'd be an idiot not to have. He is an instant hit with the other men and usually has a monster cock. Jacob is usually shy at first but once he lets you in is the most chill coolest guy you'll ever meet, also he's Gay as fuck.

Jacob just Jacobed my Jacob.

Jacob by sexysisk May 3, 2020

Jacob 

Jacob means, gay, all Jacobs are gay and mentally ill

Woah that kid is flirting with that man, he must be named jacob

Jacob by Truth te11er May 4, 2020

jacobisms 

a series of events done by somebody, usually named Jacob. They could include being irate and upset. See royalballpython01 for more information.

He is having a series of Jacobisms

jacobisms by SciencePi May 6, 2020

Jacob 

A big pimp of pimps, or daddy pimp, often seen wacking a chase with his pimp cane.

Bro chase watch out for that Jacob, he has a lot more bitches then you.

Jacob by Croyboi May 7, 2020