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internetional 

being or existing multiple places on internet and/or a person's various social media sites at the same time, often times randomly or some really obscure reason

Portmanteau of internet and international.
Have y'all seen that latest post from Chika? Everyone is talking about it and it's in all my feeds, Twitter, Insta, even my Yahoo! News!! This babe has really gone internetional, overnight.
internetional by Whoshotya? February 16, 2020
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internet genius 

Someone who is genius at the internets.
Example: Hey, look that guy, he can start his Netflix at his phone while connected with it on the laptop on stupid wifi. He is an internet genius.
Example2: Having an iPad in Eastern Europe makes you an internet genius!
internet genius by nerdygirlfg March 15, 2020

Internet all'Italiana 

(Translated: Italian Internet)
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.
-What the F*ck! My internet connection is like a Internet all'Italiana

-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana

internet 

the internet the magical limitless well of information and damnation your on right now
the internet is a very horrible place full of broken dreams and porn fanatics

Internet 

Nothing but trolls and stolen memes.
Internet
Internet by Iamlyrich April 26, 2020

Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
Internet Granny by Bergkam April 28, 2020

Internet Troll 

The internet troll is a sub-human creature who is usually a sociopath. The Internet Troll, or “Troll”, has only one purpose in their life online and that is to spite, anger or sadden anyone who walks the plane of the internet. They also commonly in the earlier 2010’s have been seen toppling any structured art, community or entity on the internet by destroying it using their vast numbers. They have no loyalty, no allegiance and no agenda. Sometimes they can be seen organizing attacks, frequently on the website 4chan on the message board /b/. It goes without saying that trolls are usually racist and sexist as that provokes more reactions.
Jim: “Damn did you see Amber Heard’s comment section”
Sean: “No she disabled it”
Jim: “yeah it was full of Internet trolls attacking her”
Sean: “Stop licking my forehead Jim
Jim: “I’m sorry”