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When someone your in any type of relationship with makes you think you two are together when really they have their own intentions of messing around with someone else But don't tell you.
Closely associated with cheating on someone without their knowledge anytime soon.
Signs involve :
1.Not wanting to talk to you as much when you know he/she don't got nothing better to do. Especially if he/she was clingy at first.
2. When you ask what you doing and he/she says nun of your business.
3. They don't let you see their phone.
4. Saying their phone is always bout to die or their moms calling.
Ways to resolve it: If you do manage to see their phone because they let you they probably deleted the messages or dms. But if you check calls and ft there will probably be something there.
Your checks have to be anonymous because if they feel your catching on they will be more careful about their choices. If you do find out don't waste no fucking time check that ass and if they aren't at your knees begging for you to take them back then they don't care about you. And begging right when they get caught doesn't count because that means they sorry they got caught. Wait a few hour, days maybe.
If your like me they only get one chance for fuck up, any time after that you gotta kick them to the kirb.
When someone your in any type of relationship with makes you think you two are together when really they have their own intentions of messing around with someone else But don't tell you.
Closely associated with cheating on someone without their knowledge anytime soon.
Signs involve :
1.Not wanting to talk to you as much when you know he/she don't got nothing better to do. Especially if he/she was clingy at first.
2. When you ask what you doing and he/she says nun of your business.
3. They don't let you see their phone.
4. Saying their phone is always bout to die or their moms calling.
Ways to resolve it: If you do manage to see their phone because they let you they probably deleted the messages or dms. But if you check calls and ft there will probably be something there.
Your checks have to be anonymous because if they feel your catching on they will be more careful about their choices. If you do find out don't waste no fucking time check that ass and if they aren't at your knees begging for you to take them back then they don't care about you. And begging right when they get caught doesn't count because that means they sorry they got caught. Wait a few hour, days maybe.
If your like me they only get one chance for fuck up, any time after that you gotta kick them to the kirb.
For example: I hope my girl friend don't got me looking stupid because last I checked we were together.
Example 2 no sentence- when your with a girl and everyknows your with her but when your not around she's kissing and hugging on other people thus got you looking stupid.
Example 2 no sentence- when your with a girl and everyknows your with her but when your not around she's kissing and hugging on other people thus got you looking stupid.
got me looking stupid by A1dk March 24, 2017
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Scary Looking Fucker
"Ben, seriously you have the beady eyes and face of some sort of predator-like creature. You are one scary looking fucker."
Scary Looking Fucker by Shaguar92 July 20, 2010
You're looking a bit down... syndrome
You're looking a bit down... syndrome possibly one of the most deadliest insults to man. This insult alone is capable of making a man have down syndrome. Every time somebody uses this insult the person you're insulting loses a chromosome and goes mentally fucking stupid. Caution using this insult may result in horrible results.
Remember using the "You're looking a bit down... syndrome" insult can result in bad results, Thank You!
Andrew: * Walks up to Zach *
Andrew: "Hey Zach what's up?"
Zach: "Oh I'm just kind of sad"
Andrew: "Yeah, I noticed you're looking a little down... syndrome"
Zach: * Has seizure and goes retarded *
Andrew: * Walks up to Zach *
Andrew: "Hey Zach what's up?"
Zach: "Oh I'm just kind of sad"
Andrew: "Yeah, I noticed you're looking a little down... syndrome"
Zach: * Has seizure and goes retarded *
You're looking a bit down... syndrome by AndrewPeepee May 30, 2018
James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident
One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident by morgangills December 1, 2004
Dick Looping
Often found on internet porn sites, and most notably, ChatRoulette, Dick Looping or any variation of the sort is the repetition of cock in any form, be it masturbation or not, being replayed infinitely.
That computer? I only loop dick on that computer. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I am looping dick all day, every day with that one.
If I stop dick looping, my heart stops beating, witch means noone is seeing any looping cock.
The US Postal Service takes off holidays and Sundays. I do not. I am looping dick on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. Every Sunday, yes sir, I loop cock.
Im always on ChatRoulette looping dick for the world to see.
If I stop dick looping, my heart stops beating, witch means noone is seeing any looping cock.
The US Postal Service takes off holidays and Sundays. I do not. I am looping dick on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. Every Sunday, yes sir, I loop cock.
Im always on ChatRoulette looping dick for the world to see.
Dick Looping by Sheeit!! March 10, 2010