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Intergenerational Amnesia 

The tendency of new generations of people to forget about past historical events due to said events not happening in their lifetime and no longer existing in living memory.

Intergenerational amnesia is the reason human beings fail to learn from history and repeat the same mistakes over and over again.
Olivia doesnt know who Hitler was? She's got a serious case of intergenerational amnesia!

Relationship amnesia 

When your S.O. Forgets how to do common things like booty calls, favorite sex positions, etc.
My gf didn’t know her favorite sex position anymore guess she developed relationship amnesia.

Parental amnesia 

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.

dissociative amnesia 

A dissociative disorder characterized by the inability to recall important personal events or information and usually associated with stressful events.
"My dissociative amnesia is so bad, I don't even remember getting behind the wheel! When I realized I was driving, I was lost and couldn't remember what I was doing or where I was going."

Chili Amnesia 

A psychological effect cause by the consumption of excess chili in which the afflicted can not remember anything.
Alex Jones ate so much, he ate himself stupid.’
‘Yeah. He’s got Chili Amnesia.’

Grease Amnesia 

When the food is greasy that it’s causes short memory for a period of time in the future.
James: Hey have you tried Cheesecake Factory? I’m wondering if it’s good.
Zach: Yes I went, and It’s alright, it gave me Grease Amnesia though.
Grease Amnesia by Winwesbla May 29, 2023