Kid's Choice Awards 2.0. Ages 5 - 8. Created by FOX. A rigged, scripted, unofficial awards show presenting fake awards to very "special" child celebrities who set bad examples to children of older or equal age, mostly to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. They use laugh tracks to make it even more stupider.

Smart celebrity nominated for an award: I think I am too old for the Teen Choice Awards. I am not even going to attend, like I give a shit if I win one.

Teen Choice Awards by Smart American Male March 22, 2009

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teen stache

A small amount of prepubescent facial hair appearing on the upperlip on males ages 10-16. This can usually only be seen on boys with dark hair. Sometimes boys think this look cool and decide not to shave it off. Not be confused with frenchman

Man, Joey. Your teen-stache makes your look like a frenchman.

teen stache by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

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Teenglish

The language teenagers speak that grown ups don't understand because they are not "down with it".

My twelve year old niece keeps posting Teenglish in her Facebook statuses and I don't understand a thing she says.

Teenglish by SlayerKat February 16, 2010

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Full on social teen

A teen who wastes their day or 90% of it texting or talking to another teen; someone who thinks they are being social but are actually the complete opposite

I think that guy in the corner, alone, on his phone is a full on social teen.

Full on social teen by No name July 3, 2014

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