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SLUMBER by MC HAMMER+ March 11, 2021

video slump 

noun

The period of time directly preceding one's mid-life crisis.

During this time, the affected person or persons will spend all of his or her time on the internet, watching video-after-video. Most of these videos, if not all, pertain to slapstick humor in some way. Additionally, the affected person may obligate nearby friends or family members to accompany them in video-watching.

Sober middle-aged males who work in factories are significantly more prone to a video slump than others.

Symptoms of someone in their video-slump may include pale skin from lack of sunlight, a beard, and a habit of telling long stories whilst acting out each scene.
That guy is in one hell of a video slump - today he made me watch a guy get smashed in the face with a guitar AND Pinocchio wiping out on a dirt-bike!
video slump by Mollyownsmysoul March 17, 2006

quarter life slump 

a crisis that occurs when a person questions their entire existence, much like a mid life crisis, but occurs in your late teens or early twenties. very prevalent in college sophomores.
girl 1: wow, julie's been having a quarter life slump lately.
girl 2: yeah, i hope she doesn't get pregnant.
quarter life slump by CJ Dogg February 24, 2009

Shlumped 

Refers to when someone is really drunk or inebriated.
Mike: "yo last night was crazy, I was shlumped cuz"

Nino: "fosho brother last night was mad trill"
Shlumped by Nine000watts March 6, 2015
Desirable songs with strong base lines
JT produces slumps
slumps by dolo May 29, 2004
Generally when you are just sucking for a period of time. It often refers to the academic ability of an individual. It is possible to earn ones way out of a slump, which is usually followed by a victory dance.
'Slumped' from October 2010 to February 2011 after a series of academic failures. With his return to glory being fueled by his story 'Piano Man'. A tale of a man whose life journey of not belonging is told through his music on stage - an instant classic.
slump by fallen.X.angel March 23, 2011