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bad radical

Badder than badass, and radder than radical.
Joe just punched a douchebag in the face while riding a motorcycle, playing an electric guitar, and asking out said douchebag's girlfriend. She obliged, of course. It was bad radical.
bad radical by the_sloner June 3, 2010

The radical 

Going upstairs, eating a fat sandwich with Doritos and smoking a cigarette. Then walk back downstairs
I'm going to go do the radical and comeback and beat you in a race
The radical by EdgeyGuy July 17, 2017

kd radical 

A dank scoper. Who is nasty in the streets and in the sheets. Don't get in his way, or he'll cut your bitch ass.
kd radical by DankBoi061369420 December 25, 2016

Free radical 

1) An uncharged molecule that causes chaos and disorder to your body's cells

2) Same concept, but applied to a person or group
1) Yo dawg I just made some deep fried bacon-wrapped candy apples, you want some?

Bro you crazy? I don't want no free radicals in my body!

2) The party was chill until those free radicals showed up and wreaked havoc

jesus radical 

Someone who wants to make sweet love to jesus because he has muscular theighs that could crush a walnut!! Or someone who thinks Jesus is the goods.
Maranda: Wow olivia, I'm wearing my super hot Jesus Sandles!!!
Olivia: Well of course you are, you're a Jesus Radical.
Maranda: HELL YEAH

Pete: Wow, i want to make sweet love to that jesus radical over there.

Bob: Yeah...I'm a fuckin' jesus radical
jesus radical by Maranda May 15, 2005

Jesus radical 

A jesus radical is someone who incesantly speaks of all things relating to jesus and how good they are. They may not believe or worship jesus but they feel the need to spread the word of him in a mocking manner.
Betty: Jesus Loves You!
Roy: Really? How so?
Betty: He loves all the "special" people. (muahahaha)


Roy: Why does my life suck so bad?
Roy: I can't even get a date!
Roy: I'm an 18 yr old virgin! I'll never get laid!
Betty: Jesus hates you!
Roy: I thought you said he loved me?
Betty: Not today he doesn't! You're a fat lard!

Betty: I love Jesus!
Roy: Why do you ALWAYS talk about Jesus!?!
Betty: Cuz he has muscular thieghs, and I just,...I just want to lick barbeQ sauce off 'em!!
Roy: You're one sick fucker!
Betty: Mmmmm,... You know it! I love me some jesus!!