Ho-motion

When a gorgeous woman walks into a room on a movie and the play it in slow motion.

Josh- "Man I was watching a movie last night and it had so much ho-motion in it. I would have boned them chicks anyday."

Dave- "Nice, I love ho-motion scenes. Especially Baywatch when the boobies are bouncing up and down."

Ho-motion by Brain the Great February 19, 2010

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munching in motion

the act of eating a girl out while she is driving.

or
female equivalent to roadhead

munching in motion is no easy task.

munching in motion by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009

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Fluid Motion

A term to describe when an action is done rather well.
The action is usually done without thought and thus being expressed from the heart.
It is most commonly used when describing the movement of a dancer or sportsman. Hence the "fluid" expression.

Look at that small brummie dance, that is true fluid motion.

The curler releases the stone with fluid motion.

Fluid Motion by small brummie April 22, 2011

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black motion

The moving feeling one gets with shut eyes under the influence of drugs

If I try and go to sleep all the black motion will make me dizzy.

black motion by Peetor! March 4, 2005

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Blow-Motion

When you get a promotion at your job however some aspect of it "Blows" such as getting paid less, crappy office (such as it being awkwardly placed, small, and or under construction), having to work longer or all of the above. The Blow part results in people saying "This Blows" When things are bad or worse then before.

Paul: So do you like your new promotion?
John: Well I get paid less, My Office is right next to the freeway, and I have to work for 18 hours a day.
Paul: Oh that Blows
John: Yep I got a blow-motion.

Blow-Motion by Theblackness September 14, 2009

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Jerkular Motion

The delicate movement required for male masturbation.

Instructions: Grab your pole, and move your hand/s in a jerkular motion until all is good again.

Jerkular Motion by nuttyfish April 21, 2010

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Ho-Motion

a promotion of one's hoeness

Bubble-Butt Guppy posted another Ho-Motion video of her ass in her Spaced & Confused group on kik!

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