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Dr. Manhattan 

Verb - The act of painting one's penis blue, and slapping it against something to leave a blue mark, as a prank.

A dildo or other phalic shaped object is also acceptable to use, but a real penis is preferred.

Derived from the Watchmen comic/film character who was blue and naked.
Once at a party, Night Owl was so piss drunk he stumbled around Dr. Manhattaning shit. It was hilarious!
Dr. Manhattan by madseason December 29, 2012
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Muppets Take Manhattan 

When a failing California based company, hires as a last ditch effort, a group of New York power brokers to try and save their ill conceived, hubris plagued, doomed enterprise.
CEO : God damn it Q4 is coming in even worse than Q3!!!

CFO : The investors are going to pull the plug!!

CEO : There's only one thing we can do!

CFO : You're not thinking what I think you are, are you ?

CEO : I am (hits intercom to secretary) "Get me on the next plane to NY, this LA/SF muppet is taking Manhattan"

CFO (rises to feet) : Muppets Take Manhattan !!

Dr. Manhattan 

"A nickname for a large penis."

This relates to the enormous, digital blue dong seen on Dr. Manhattan in the movie, "Watchmen."
That guy pulled down his pants and he has a Dr. Manhattan.

Dr Manhattan 

In Short: The really muscular naked blue guy from Watchmen

In Long: A normal man, exposed to radiation by accident one day at work at an army base. His body was torn apart, literally. But he was able to rebuild himself piece by piece. He is America's greatest weapon because he has a high level of radiation surrounding him, and can disintegrate his enemies on contact. He wore clothes twice in the movie "Watchmen". All the other times, he was naked, and nobody seemed to mind, or even notice. Just see the movie, it explains alot of stuff.
Dr Manhattan: "The existence of human life is a highly overrated phenomenon"
Dr Manhattan by Cartmaniac July 24, 2009

Queef Manhattan 

When you cum in a girls pussy fluff the labia and have her queef it back into your mouth like some nice gravy
Bro it got nuts last night it just started out with kissing and the next thing I knew I was eating a Queef Manhattan with a side of taters
Queef Manhattan by cigsweat March 20, 2019

The manhattan meatbag 

When you have your dick in your girls mouth while you grab her my the ribs, slamming her on the counter knocking the life out of her.
My kitchen counter is stilled stained which my girl after we did the manhattan meatbag.

Upstate Manhattan 

The far reaches of uptown Manhattan. Primarily refers to Washington Heights and Inwood.
Fifi wants to move Way The Heck Upstate, but Upstate Manhattan will do, for now..