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Kara Goucher

Olympic marathoner and American long distance running champ. She placed 11th in 2012 London Olympic Marathon, 3rd in the 10k at the 2007 World Championships, and 3rd in the 2008 Boston Marathon, just to name a tiny fraction of her accomplishments. Kara went to the University of Colorado and won three NCAA titles, 2 in track and 1 on cross country.

She's also friggin BEAUTIFUL. Girl-next-door good looks, hot bod and lots of medals...she's basically perfect. Kara is so gorgeous, her looks alone should win medals and awards.

She's married to Adam Goucher, another running pro, and they have an adorable baby son named Colton.
Kelsey: Did you see that article about Kara Goucher in the new Runner's World magazine?
Jeffrey: I'm fapping to it right now..
Kara Goucher by Ninjarunner January 17, 2013
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Kara Jo is a one of a kind girl, no one in the world could be as amazing as her. Everything is absolutely awesome when you are near her, and her smile brightens your entire life. Also she's gorgeous.
Wow did you hear Kara Jo started dating Samuel?
Wow, he's one lucky guy!
Kara Jo by JackBlack73 October 14, 2016
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Kara King 

Kara King is a hardcore vagitarian that likes pina coladas & getting caught in the rain.
Hey babe, how was your date last night?? Oh I totally Kara King'd it and caught me a blonde beauty whilst sports fishing!!
Kara King by Sinclare Skylstad October 11, 2017

Kara Louise 

Kara Louise is slang or code for Carolina Louisiana.
I took a vacation to Kara Louise and had the best time.
Kara Louise by Little One Pacetti January 4, 2019

kara-lynne 

Kara-lynne, damn the most beautiful girl ive ever met. She's a tall, gorgeous, sweet girl. You would be so proud to meet a girl named kara-lynne. She can make any boys drop down to there knees. Your lucky to have a girl like her.She gives the best hugs and she's overly the best. Kara-lynne is a sensitive girl but she always makes anyone laugh.
I know this girl named Kara-lynne - Person 1

Omg ur so lucky treat her the best! - Person 2
kara-lynne by Mickey!144 April 30, 2020

Kara-dactyl 

A combination of the words “Karen” and “pterodactyl”. Used to describe Karens who are prone to shrieking/screeching when they don’t get their way.
When that Karen was told to leave the store for not wearing a mask, she flipped out and started screeching at the employees. She’s definitely a Kara-dactyl!
Kara-dactyl by lollyberry September 8, 2021

Kara Danvers 

She is played by Melissa Benoist, and is the cutest superhero to ever exist. She enjoys eating potstickers, giving motivational speeches, and bonding with her sister
Person 1: Who’s your favorite superhero?
Person 2: Supergirl aka Kara Danvers; the CWs resident cutie