fall back excuse 

an excuse you can always use for any situation where you don't want to do something. it's solid even when it's not true and no one can call you out on it

She went on a trip last weekend without her kids but now she's saying she can't go out because her kids are her top priority.

She said "my kids take precedence over everything. period. sorry not sorry" So lame because she gets her kids watched when she goes out on girls nights or takes those weekend trips. No excuses for those plans

Yea bru it's just like when I don't want to meet up with someone and I say i have to work...those fall back excuses are solid.

fall back excuse by eazygee January 22, 2017

S-excuse me 

when you tell a sexy women to move out ure way and in doing so impress her at the same time with this fabulous word.(that i made up)

In a club
(you)s-excuse miss,
(lady)would you like a dance

S-excuse me by wHiSkY ($eAn!) August 7, 2004

"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people) 

A bs excuse used by many lazy or stupid people who don't feel like reading a lot of info via books, essays, emails, "confusing" long anything written or typed (known to be TLDR). It also makes communication difficult between them and wordy intelligent people they clash with. Such people bully or treat the wordy people badly and also treat them as if they are from a lower caste.

They tend to be popular, because of the number of lazy people who also use their mentality as an excuse not to write or talk a lot like wordy/honest/open people. They typically get confused/disturbed/annoyed by anyone who talks/writes a lot. They call the wordy people crazy and get them into trouble/refuse them services.

Because of the "ADD" epidemic more people are lazy when it comes to reading and comprehension of large amounts of info. Because of the social difficulties, the smarties tend to be outcasts, some pretend to be dumb and quiet just to fit in and even secretive to the point of getting away with crimes like the lazies, while the wordy get into more trouble because of the trend of laziness and less talking/writing being considered sane and normal.

The dumbing down of education in the US may be the reason why so many people talk and write less than their wordy counterparts. The wordy are even diagnosed or undiagnosed with Asperger's, which is a label created by less wordy lazy less intelligent people.

"(long typed email or other communication)." -Smart/Wordy person A

"What? I am confused by what you said."/"TLDR" or (Ignore)/(incriminate/lockup smart person), etc. -Stupid/Lazy/"ADD" person B

"Why/what?" -Person A

"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)". -Person B

"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people) by Anonymousfemale April 13, 2014

Pearl Harbor excuse 

basically, an excuse for some people to hate Japanese. In World War II the Japanese military attacked the U.S. station in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. This led to the U.S. entering the war. While people here can forgive Germany for what the atrocities the Nazi government did, they still hold a grudge against ALL Japanese people, despite the fact that General Hideki Tojo(the fascist dictator of Japan) and his cabinet were tried as war criminals and executed, and Japan and the U.S. are now allies, yet for some the hatred remains. This is the Pearl Harbor excuse.

Despite the fact that in the War of 1812 the British burned Washington D.C., we have forgiven them for that but we haven't forgiven the "Japs" for the Pearl Harbor attack. We keep using the Pearl Harbor excuse for our "Jap-bashing".

Pearl Harbor excuse by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 11, 2008

Cheesman Excuse

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.

Cheesman Excuse by Dom (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans) June 27, 2006

Poor Excuse

A person who is either an Embarrassment or Trying Hard to be someone or something he's not.

Jyulive: You better shut the fuck up with that fucking bull shit that you fucking talking you bitch before I put slap in your ear.

Damoue: Man fuck you bitch ass nigga. (Gets up in his Face)

Jyulive: (Looks at him Perplexed) (Laughing Jumping Up and Down) What the fuck?! This nigga think I'm pussy? (Laughing) Nigga.

Damoue: Look nigga, don't make me fuck you up.

Jyulive: Fuck who up? Fuck who up? You better put them fucking words back in your mouth because you a Poor Excuse for a Gangster!

Damoue: Nigga, I'll pull my shit out right now.

Jyulive: EEEEWWWW! He about to pull his dick out. EWWWWW!

All Liberians: EWWWWWWW.

Elahmahjay and Arlue: (Looking at each other) Ahe my people.

Jyulive: Let me get out of here, they pekin here gay oh. (Laughing Hysterically)

Poor Excuse by Jyuzayeguuwaah J. Summers February 16, 2010

grooming excuse 

Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.

These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.

Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?

Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.

grooming excuse by WineBusProf February 20, 2015