Hym "You know, my idiot mother created a weapon, one of her employees stole it from our house, and brought it to where I worked to wield it against me. It took a lot of work to get the invisible gun into your hands and here you stand, brandishing it against me. The depressed little boy using the invisible gun he was given to impose his ethic on me, regardless of the consequences. That's the problem with you political types. Left. Right. All you want is to hold the gun. To be behind it rather than in front of it. It's funny though. I can't help but laugh. You're the most elite person in this place and you're pissing on someone who can't even move. You also refuse to frame the situation properly."

Brandishing by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

Get merch

Branden

has the most voluptuous moose knuckle known to man

person 1: "bro you see that thing in his pants?"
person 2: "Bro that's an intense moose knuckle, must be a Branden"

Branden by peepeepoos July 3, 2022

Get merch

Brandee

A big titty bitch that doesn’t gaf

Brandee is bhad

Brandee by Honey moon July 20, 2022

Get merch

brandnewchain

Brandnewchain is a philosophy of gas pack ronin, where he preaches way of of a chain. Wear the chain, be a chain, get a brandnewchain. While wearing a chain, you need a Glock-17 with no clothes, with your dick/tits on show.

Oh, did you hear about my brandnewchain?

brandnewchain by Independent werewolf October 15, 2022

Get merch

Shuffle