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Jam on the pickle 

I was fucking this bitch,when I found out she was putting jam on the pickle,or jam on my pickle.

Creamy Dill Inheritance Pickle 

When every boy in your boyfriend's family has a large penis, 'inherited' from their ancestors.
Boyfriend: Babe there's something I need to tell you
Girlfriend: What is it Johnny? Are you breaking up with me?
Boyfriend: No, it's not that I just need to tell you something about my family.. We are known for our Creamy Dill Inheritance Pickle.

Girlfriend: Wow! I never knew how lucky I was!

princess prickle pickle

Coolest Female Hedgehog name ever!!! Super sweet and often can be a brat!!... But that's ok cause she's so cute and loveable... She is the most uncuddly cuddler ever!
OMG!! I just bought a female hedgehog! I will name her Princess Prickle Pickle!! Awesome!! *proceeds to high five everyone*

Like a pickle 

A sarcastic outcome or answer to a situation where an individual had trouble deciding between two different outcomes or answers
Q: How was dinner with your in-laws?

A: Like a pickle!
Like a pickle by ~Goddess~ April 1, 2017

turn the pickle over 

Usually expressed for the such cancerous TV Show Rick and Morty, that not even myself doesnt understand it beacause i dont have a high enough IQ
Rick: Psst, turn the pickle over!

Morty: *flips the pickle*
Rick: Turn myself into a pickle Mortyyy!!!
turn the pickle over by iVictory December 23, 2017

Half Packed Pickle Punch 

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.