A term use to reference caucausian males and their adundant love for asian cuisine. Usually one must order or state their love of chinese food at least 5 - 7 times a week to qualify as a "Tillchang Platter".
Damn did Bill order chinese good again!?!? That's the 5th time this week! That guy is a serious Tillchang Platter...WOOT!WOOT!
A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"
Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.
1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."
2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."
A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you mightactually start to believe it".
-She is not the jealous type -Sure, keep telling you that
A phrase which, when said about a person, indicates that this person is allocating funds from some public treasury (the government, their work, and so forth) for their personal use. Also sometimes said as having one's "hand in the till."
Q: "How can Rod Blagojevich afford to buy that new yacht?"
A: "Oh, he was known to dip into the till quite often while he was governor of Illinois."
"Stacy got fired from her job as a bartender because she was caught with her hand in the till."