Dick in the till

When you're dating/marrying a girl for her or her family's money.

My mate Shane got his dick in the till, as he's marrying this girl for her family money.

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fix it till it's broke

The act of 'improving' or 'upgrading' something that was working fine until it's worse off than it was before.

The layout on 4chan had been perfectly fine for years but I guess the new owner decided to fix it till it's broke

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To spee the till is to till the spee.

When someone gets up all up in your grill.

Donald Trump getting people mad is also known as spee the till

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fuck me till it hurts! is what a guy tells the dude who is just sticking his raging boner up your asshole.

I tell Matt to fuck me till it hurts! whenever he wants to fuck me - I like it rough!

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To fake excitement about a task or project. Usually used in military slang.

"Man we gotta give a tour to the general and act like we like it. guess we gotta fake it till you make it."

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Fingering a girl till she drops coins!

Just got my fingers in the till got a little gash out!

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The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.

Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!

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