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Oatmeal Kiss 

When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.
Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.

Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker
Oatmeal Kiss by FuckmeKazuha January 27, 2022

oatmeal container

a wooden bowl
a plastic water bottle and a paper towel rowle
oatmeal container by raybeez February 21, 2022

Oatmealkookie0

The best editor ever!!! Her name is Emily. She’s kinda short and extremely energetic!!! She is also the #1 Heeseung stan🤭
“Hey Oatmealkookie0 are you the best editor? Oatmealkookie0 will say “yes, of course!”

“Hey Emily are you the number one Heeseung stan?” Emily will always say “yes, I am!”

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.
Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.
Oatmeal Cream Pie by voizdy August 10, 2022

Oatmeal trick 

When you pull a sick trick using oatmeal, like getting someone to say “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” in court.
*Spectators chanting*
Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick!”
*Whips out oatmeal*
WHOOOOOO
Oatmeal trick by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022

Oatmeal Creampie 

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit
Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “