johnny depp 

fuckable

Johnny is really fuckable!

johnny depp by roserdozer September 17, 2003

Johnny Depp 

the hottest guy. ever.
he is *sexy*
and an amazing actor.
allllll other guys should be jealous of him.

My friend's mom grew up with Johnny Depp

random guy: man, i wish i was johnny depp
random girl: yeah, then maybe i'd like you

Johnny Depp by bananananana12 September 26, 2010

johnny depp 

Ruined pirates forever

Man, pirates used to be cool, then Johnny Depp came along and made them all gay. Way to go, asshole

johnny depp by Dillon Farnum January 16, 2005

johnny depp 

A good actor who sits in his house in the cheese sniffing country of France. While sitting in his house, he bad mouths America. Then he comes over here, stars in a movie and makes a ton of money off of our country (which he hates so much).

"I'm Johnny Depp. I'm a hypocrite."

johnny depp by Mike Dizzy April 9, 2006

johnny depp 

the man that every girl would masterbate because of.

Johnny Depp makes every girl horny.

johnny depp by youwilleatit January 2, 2009

Johnny Depp 

God's gift to the world. Was voted sexiest man alive two years running. Has been known to talk openly about his support of the legalization of marijuana. As close as you can get to being perfect.

Straight guy: whoah who's that?
Girl: Johnny depp!
Previously straight gay man: I would tap that!

Johnny Depp by Twocoolwhitegirls April 20, 2010

johnny depp 

he is such a loser. they say he is hot but he is so not. and he cant act worth a shit! i am so glad he died in POTC:DMC

johnny depp sux and i hope he will die by choking at a restaurant and nobody will help him, they will just laugh at him

johnny depp by shannon<3 September 3, 2006