A menatl disease which causes you to think that you are amazing at guitar and can play like a god. It will also make you unable to make a bowl of cereal because you always spill the milk. This disease causes you to lie immensily.
A Post-Apocalyptic rumblefish, who's rock hard fishstick and rocktots smash together in front of monkey cages. Thus cause fecal matter to be flung inaccurately and without known trajectory. The indigeneous amphibious aquatic/land creature is such a rarity that many don't believe in it's existence until one washed ashore, allegedly unconcious from chain smoking, Jack Daniels, and from the consumption of Dr. Pepper.