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Huntes Forticuride 

A menatl disease which causes you to think that you are amazing at guitar and can play like a god. It will also make you unable to make a bowl of cereal because you always spill the milk. This disease causes you to lie immensily.
"-Dude yesterday I tried to make cereal, but i couldn't."

"-Huh. Maybe you have huntes forticuride."
I axed the ho 'how much' and she replied 'fortify! fortify!'
fortify by Anonymous March 3, 2003
A Post-Apocalyptic rumblefish, who's rock hard fishstick and rocktots smash together in front of monkey cages. Thus cause fecal matter to be flung inaccurately and without known trajectory. The indigeneous amphibious aquatic/land creature is such a rarity that many don't believe in it's existence until one washed ashore, allegedly unconcious from chain smoking, Jack Daniels, and from the consumption of Dr. Pepper.
Look out now, that {fortino} has a time machine.
fortino by sugardaddy931 February 5, 2010

Fortitrous 

The emotion you feel when you answer the phone and no-one says anything and/or the anger you feel when you call someone and they don't answer.
"UGH! When Jordan doesn't answer, I feel so fortitrious."

"Stop calling and not saying anything! It makes me fortitrous!"
Fortitrous by trailbreaker May 2, 2010
A person who had a real issue with farting and seems to have no control over the problem.
"Oh my gosh...he has a total fartissue".

"Dude, like enough with you and your fartissue".
Fartissue by kdcinsb October 7, 2010

Forniskype 

To fornicate by way of skype

A relationship that is sexual in nature that is carried out by way of skype video messaging.
She could not wait for her internet to be connected so she could forniskype with her boyfriend
Forniskype by rypkr February 21, 2011