jesus titty fucking christ

Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.

"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"

jesus titty fucking christ by Dubious Skunk October 29, 2005

fucking fuck 

An expression of anger, often used when you're so mad you can't think of anything else to say.

Joe: Hey man, you got a ticket on your car.

Jack: Are you kidding me? Fucking fuck! What the fucking shit? God damnit.

Joe: Haha. Relax, son.

Jack: I know, fuck off.

fucking fuck by Louis White January 4, 2008

a monkey fucking a football 

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

a monkey fucking a football by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

woopty-fucking-doo 

Int. An intense sarcastic reply to an idiotic exclamatory statement

1st Person- Dude I found two pennies in my pocket!

2nd Person- woopty-fucking-doo

woopty-fucking-doo by Mat n Cheese April 12, 2009

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox 

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Stupid Fucking Cunt 

A very stupid person that really gets on your nerves.

That meth whore is a stupid fucking cunt.

Stupid Fucking Cunt by Dan4tn March 29, 2010

facing 

Smoking a whole blunt by yourself

Yo, you should be facing a blunt before you see Pineapple Express

facing by JJ Sneddick October 10, 2008