Barney Frank 

1.) Massachusetts Congressman and chairman of the House Financial Services committee.

2.) Miserable cocksucker who never takes responsibility for anything that goes wrong, even though he was supposed to be in charge of the oversight for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

3.) A guy whose speech is fucking impossibly hard to understand.

Dude#1: Did you hear that Barney Frank is all up on the auto industry's dick about this bailout?
Dude#2: I heard him on TV but I couldn't understand a fucking word he said.

Barney Frank by hnic17 December 17, 2008

ben barnes 

the very SEXY British (NOT SPANISH) actor who plays Prince Caspian in "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian"! HE has GORGEOUS brown eyes, and really nice brown hair!

"Hey, do you know Ben Barnes?"

"WHO?"

"Prince Caspain, idiot!"

"Oh yeah, hes soooo FINE! I love Latino men!"

"HE's BRITISH, you dumbass!"

ben barnes by doodlebug4 May 23, 2008

troy barnes 

the BEST character on community played by the incredibly talented Donald glover a.k.a childish gambino

you: omg jeff winger is my fave character off community
me, an intellectual: uh no troy barnes is HE'S SO CUTE AND SO NICE TO HIS FRIENDS AND SO LOYAL AND CARING I LOVE THIS BBY SO MUCH so your opinion is wrong

troy barnes by gayanticapitalist November 14, 2017

Barbone Me 

What a woman says when she spots a sexy, hot, red-headed, hunk of a man that oozes with sexuality and she lusts for him to take her, throw her down and fuck her good and hard!

Carly: Hey, Julie..there's Roy....he's hot!
Julie: Yeah, he can Barbone Me!
Carly: No, Barbone ME!!
Julie: No, ME!!!

Barbone Me by J.J.Zoo December 16, 2008

Baloney Pie

An all meat, all cheese delicacy made with alternating layers of cream cheese and slices of bologna sausage. Five layers of each is considered the nominal amount for a proper pie.

That baloney pie they make southern Connecticut is off the hook.

Baloney Pie by E.trick.e June 16, 2008

Obi Wan Baloney 

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.

<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.

Obi Wan Baloney by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007

Off your barnett 

Off your barnett is when you have consumed a large amount of alcohol and/or drugs and are going on a west one.

Example 1:
Henry: "Hey dude, did you see Chris? He has a line of coke and half an E"

Jimmy: "Haha, yeah he's off his barnett"

Example 2:
Tom: "I'm gonna down this whole bottle of vodka"

Jay: "LAD YOU'RE GONNA BE OFF YOUR BARNETT!"

Off your barnett by FlappedJoint May 31, 2012