Australia
A place that's upside down. Home of greatest youtuber Lazarbeam. People there walk around saying crikey.
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full of big ego dickheads with no personality, copies and steals from New Zealand. australia is so bad i dont think they should even be capitalized.
australia is gay
australia by NOSTALGIAN October 8, 2020
Australia
A bunch of kiwi haters who think they're superior. Generally speak with a blocked nose and are shit at rugby. Violently swear and are obsessed with stealing the pavlova.
Kiwi- Cheers, mate. Any idea where in Australia I should visit?
Aussie- Mothereffing Kiwis, don't touch our mothereffing land.
Aussie- Mothereffing Kiwis, don't touch our mothereffing land.
Australia by blasphemy2000 July 18, 2016
Australia
The place where everybody's bloody proud and patriotic.
Especially those who live out in the sticks.
"WE LOVE AUSTRALIA! PROUD TO BE AUSSIE!!"
Sigh.
If you go, go to the cities. Adelaide is good. Good traffic, not too busy or crowded, good shopping, generally people are nice. In my opinion.
I apologise on behalf of all the Australian definitions made by Aussies, as they are all proud and think Australia's superior.
Especially those who live out in the sticks.
"WE LOVE AUSTRALIA! PROUD TO BE AUSSIE!!"
Sigh.
If you go, go to the cities. Adelaide is good. Good traffic, not too busy or crowded, good shopping, generally people are nice. In my opinion.
I apologise on behalf of all the Australian definitions made by Aussies, as they are all proud and think Australia's superior.
Australia by Ostrayleah December 13, 2012
Australia
The skin surrounding either a male's or female's genitalia/erogenous zone that is below the waist. It may also be used to refer to the genitalia itself, as well.
Australia by wordsrfun2283 May 5, 2014
Australia
Australia, once a huge prison, is not as good as everyone makes it out to seem, hardly any natives and a shit tonne of South Africans. They take the piss out of NZ which is very unfair. Their accent sounds like Mosquitos fucking. I have been on holiday to Australia numerous times and the landscapes are either all sand or ugly skyscrapers. my cousins friend nearly got abducted at the local park. Very unsocialable people. Unkind souls.
Day in Australia:
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
Australia
A country full of hard yakka and no one but bludgers in charge of it, doing nothing but cooking chooks on the barbie.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
Person 1: Got yakka mate?
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
Australia by greatdane130065 August 28, 2017