Tunisian Doorknob 

When you shove a doorknob in a girl’s butthole while milking your pet llama. You then climax and cum on a Tunisian turtle while getting pegged by an olympic bodybuilder. After cumming you take a nasty shit on the doorknob.

“Will where is my doorknob”

“Ah my bad, I was givin Karen a Tunisian Doorknob”

Tunisian Doorknob by MartinBaumm December 15, 2022

The Doorknob 

A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.

Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.

The Doorknob by SassyPirate February 25, 2023

Radley doorknob 

When you put your nose in a unwiped arsehole

I got a Radley doorknob last night

Radley doorknob by Rimlock March 28, 2023

Dusty Doorknob 

An idiot, used as alternative to "dumb fuck"

How could you not do the simplest thing, you dusty doorknob!

Dusty Doorknob by NicoZee June 5, 2024

Lockable Doorknob 

A doorknob that locks.

Nick from target needs to buy a “lockable doorknob.”

Lockable Doorknob by ace_of_spades07 September 1, 2025

Finding a Doorknob in the Dark 

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

Finding a Doorknob in the Dark by Momo J December 18, 2009

jiggle the doorknob 

how friends in college tell each other they are at their room without knocking so to not scare them into thinking it is an RA at the door

Friend 1: hey when you get to my room tonight just jiggle the doorknob so I know it’s you.

Friend 2: why can’t I knock?
Friend 1: because RA’s knock duh

jiggle the doorknob by allnightlongeeerr October 28, 2018