Song Curse 

A song that gets stuck in your head for a really long time. See ear worm.

"Man I got a real bad song curse last week. It didn't go away for days and days. Who wants to hear Brittney Spears for more than a few seconds, let alone get song cursed with her for days?!"

Song Curse by Song Cursed Again January 17, 2009

Bobby Shmurda Curse 

Makes your internet cut out at random times.

Sorry I keep disconnecting. I have the Bobby Shmurda Curse.

Bobby Shmurda Curse by Nigglet Logic September 5, 2018

Serbian Curse

The inability to have an orgasm during sex.

Friend: How'd it go with that girl you picked up at the club last night?
Me: It was going well, until we were in bed for 40 minutes and I realized I had be hit by the Serbian Curse.

Serbian Curse by valtrexx November 9, 2012

Snickers Curse 

Definition:

Snickers curse, is a curse that you contract after eating many snickers chocolate bars. Once the curse is upon you, you will see snickers in everything that matters to you. This could be seeing your girlfriend as a snickers bar, or looking down and seeing your penis as a snickers chocolate bar.

Example 1:
IFailstuff, looked down to see that his penis is now a snickers chocolate bar, he realised he has the snickers curse.

Example 2:
Bob doesnt want to be close to his girlfriend because he see's her as a giant snickers bar due to the snickers curse, he is afraid.

Snickers Curse by Just.a.nobody May 29, 2010

Salinzkie Curse 

When a guy makes plans with a girl, but something causes there plans to be canceled. Repeatedly.

Person 1: Did you hear that Ken got cancelled on again?
Person 2: Shit, that's the third time this week. That nigga got the Salinzkie Curse.

Salinzkie Curse by SatisfiedShark May 31, 2015

The Strictly Curse 

A supposed curse on the professionals and contestants of the British dance show Strictly Come Dancing which makes them fall in love with eachother and leave their significant others. This has affected many contestants over the years, two of the most recent couples being Seann Walsh and Katya Jones, who were caught kissing in a night club in October 2018, causing Seann's girlfriend to leave him, along with Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell who slowly fell in love through the strictly process without the public knowing, telling everyone the day after the finals which excited the sun because some of their bs was correct for once.

Joe: I may not have won the glitterball, but I won something a million times more special.
Me: oh shit the strictly curse has stricken! woo woooooo!

The Strictly Curse by Procrastination 101 March 10, 2019

street curse

When the streets are clear, but the second you start playing on the street cars start passing by none stop.

Guy 1: Maann, I’m trynna practice my kick flip on the road, but the street curse is just too bad today.

street curse by El Nuez July 17, 2020