STD

An STD is a disease commonly contracted by having sexually intercourse with another human
This includes gonnorhea, chlamydia, HIV and others

STDs can be a real biohazard if not treated

That girl gave me an STD!

STD by Anon8192X July 30, 2024

STD

Short 4 seriously tiny d...
S eriously
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Mike has an STD
A seriously tiny d?

STD by faxnoprintrr March 24, 2025

Std.

Short for 'standard'.

The soup wasn't exactly brilliant. Just std.

Std. by youyouelle January 4, 2009

STD-scale 

Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.

The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.

The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"

Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:

- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola

- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?

- That girl could give me AIDS

- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight

- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia

STD-scale by UT+Per7 August 13, 2014

STD Buffet

Fuck 10 bitches each with a different STD. Then you jump off a bridge dick first.

Q: Any plans for the weekend?
A: Yeh gonna have an STD Buffet, you?

STD Buffet by Batty4Life February 1, 2019

STD Sponge 

Someone or Something who has a predisposition to gaining STDs.

Bro i saw Becky go into the boys locker room with Chet and his bros.
Dude shes a total STD Sponge.

STD Sponge by John_Stamos_xxx April 14, 2020

STD Paranoia 

After having sex with someone for the first time, the inevitable thought that you may possibly have just received some strange STD, even if safe sex was practiced.

STD Paranoia can also lead to the misinterpretation of something harmless as symptoms of an STD.

John: "Remember that girl i told you I hooked up with about a week ago? I think she gave me an STD, I have this patch of red skin on my dick!"
Craig: "Sounds like a classic case of STD Paranoia bro, don't worry, it happens to everyone. Just put some moisturizer on that shit and you're golden."

STD Paranoia by 132299 April 16, 2009