Swagger Jacking 

A person who jacks or steals someone else's swagger. When someone that is not very cool takes feels the need to take someone else's swagger or awesomeness.

Raul: Oh my god I'm so awesome! And i think I'll take the Spanish name Cristobal!

Josh: Oh my god that Raul kid is sooooo awesome and cool! The only way I can be as cool as him is to Swagger Jack him and take the name Raul.

Raul: Stop Swagger Jacking me, you will never be as awesome or cool as me.

Swagger Jacking by rcar31 October 7, 2009

baltimore car jacking 

The act of someone taking a shit in someone eles's car.

I was the victom of a baltimore car jacking! He said he could not hold it.

baltimore car jacking by Slap Happy September 17, 2006

jacking off

something men do in their free time

I was bored in math class when I suddenly got this huge boner. I ran to the bathroom and there were like ten other guys in there jacking off. One of them ran up to me shoved me down and ripped off my pants and boxers and started shoving his puny dick up my ass. I turned him over and shove my 9 in cock in him and he started moaning in pain and joy. I went faster and faster until i unloaded a gallon of semen in him.

jacking off by blowjobaddict April 18, 2009

Jacking a Penguin 

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means

1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."

Jacking a Penguin by Forbidden Otter December 9, 2008

Jakeing out 

The act of a good friend leaving a function, or party, without saying goodbye, because it is not what they want to do. They usually a 1986 Cream Yellow Thunderbird. They usually listen to an ipod with headphones, while driving.

Fuck that guy, he's Jakeing out!

Jakeing out by Krispee Kranberry Sauce July 14, 2009

rascal jacking 

The act of stealing a senior citizen or handicap persons rascal scooter.

Clark was arrested last Saturday for rascal jacking that poor old women's scooter at bingo. Now she can't run over anyone at the supermarket.

rascal jacking by Cbag March 26, 2007

Jacking 

Jacking means stealing

Your jacking

Jacking by RedDreams December 14, 2019