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Hector Gonzalez 

A mean ferocious man who is built to fuck the living shit out of wet pussy. He will destroy anything that gets in it's way even if it's one of his friends. Though he is a muscular man he has a soft heart in which he attracts all the females and falls into a mystical love boat where he gives them the orgasm of a life time. He stands in Northern California and hibernates in the Winter to avoid his penis from shriveling up in the cold, though in the Summer his penis falls down from his pants and testicles bulging out of his shorts.
Hector Gonzalez attacks the vagina with his mean cock until it bleeds.
Hector Gonzalez by Fordguyy August 3, 2011

Hector da Molester 

One who has major blue balls and thinks repeatedly about molesting anything he can get his hands on (excluding kids you sickos)including goats and himself with desperate attempts at trying the stranger. Other than the sexual starvation, he is a very fun, caring, once in a lifetime 'sappy' nucca who can't see love when it stares him in the face.
I loveeee my bud Hector da Molester even if he eats curry and screws goats.
Hector da Molester by truey January 21, 2009

Hector Anus 

heck-tore a-nuss
-Noun

An anus that has experienced more than a cock or two or three or four...at the same time. A "hector anus" is what happens after your asshole has been stretched by something the size of a basketball.
Patient: Doc, I can't tell if I am shitting or not! Poop just falls on the floor!
Doctor: Well, OMFG no wonder! Your asshole is the size of a hector! Your sphincter muscle has been damaged beyond repair! Prognosis not good, you have Hector Anus!
Hector Anus by beerpoots January 27, 2009

Hector Marin

A fat Mexican who is a benchwarmer in baseball and nicknamed SUPER TORTA
Alex: Man look at that torta over there.

Chris: Is that hector Marin

Alex: yeah, it is hector

hector luera 

Certified Hot Boi 🔥
Get you a Hector Luera
hector luera by Shhs🌞 April 19, 2018

Hector Zeroni 

The absolute value of zero
Brad: hey man what’d you get for question 69 on that math test?
Antonio: Hector Zeroni.