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Caveman Flipping 

Consuming psychedelic mushrooms and beer, two very old forms of drugs found throughout human history
Jeff: Hey Cory, you ready to get fucked up BCE style?
Cory: fuck yeah dude, let’s do some good ol fashioned caveman flipping!
Big headed hairy caveman named cole.
Big hairy headed caveman named cole, “I break big rock with big head, I eat big rock, use big rock to make fire, cook rock over fire, to eat more big rock.”
Caveman by Caveman_catcher13 December 1, 2021

caveman type 

A man who is not neat and tidy. He doesn’t care if the home is neat or if it looks presentable.
The house is a mess but my husband is the caveman type so he doesn’t care.
caveman type by KRCM March 22, 2022

caveman shower 

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out
My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance
caveman shower by Kyomado June 28, 2022

Caveman Caveman 

Cavemen from 62000 BCE. Some still roam the planet to this day.
The Ethnohistorical Museum exhibits exiguous bits and pieces of Caveman Caveman remains and acts as the cynosure to many visitors.
- An adj/ noun; a person (usually a man) “afraid” or reluctant to change or progress because they personally dislike it

-An adj/noun: a person (usually a man) who doesn’t care about other peoples feelings and emotions. They physically only have the capacity to think about their own personal wants and needs. Similar to a cavemen’s one track mind.
“Me so hungry me go rawr

You’re a caveman”
Caveman by Lemaynehead August 26, 2023