Omega Caveman 

When you're so tired that your forehead feels as heavy as a caveman's forehead looks.

David: Yo, bro i got up so early today and I'm definitely feeling omega caveman right now, my forehead is soo heavy.
Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep?
David: My body didn't want to.

Omega Caveman by UrbanDad420 November 13, 2020

Sexy Caveman 

JAG with a beard.

Look at you JAG, you haven’t shaved, you’re a sexy caveman.

Sexy Caveman by Samjokarl17 August 8, 2021

Reverse Caveman 

When your dressed like Fred Flinstone and you give yourself a reach around while squatting

The best thing about wearing a kilt is dropping my shit and giving myself a reverse caveman while I'm down there.

Reverse Caveman by Tendervittles0 August 26, 2022

to caveman 

to caveman is to do something in the quickest manner possible no matter the consequences. it's often used within the realm of alternative space race history.

for example, taping a guy on a rocket and using his suit as a nosecone without bothering to add a parachute because you're just doing it to get records is cavemanning.

"with our current knowledge, we now know we could've cavemanned our way onto mars' surface before the invention of the internet."

"what's 'cavemanning'?"

"to caveman is simply to do it the best way possible"

to caveman by Sossololpipi September 15, 2022

Discord Caveman 

A Discord user who thinks they are the funniest user in the server Even though all they do is send the same 5 tenor gifs. They purely Talk with Gifs and have devolved into a caveman who has internet access

This Fucking Discord caveman keeps sending me these unfunny ass tenor gifs. Go type for once in you're life for christs sake

Discord Caveman by nachotaco chimichaga 5065 January 28, 2024

Desert Caveman

Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.

Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.

Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.

Desert Caveman by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024

Robin The Caveman 

A character from hit sitcom created by the original cast of Horrible Histories, BBC Ghosts.

a caveman with a big heart and a love for chess and crosswords. Played by a very talented actor called Laurence Rickard
Robin is friends with all of the ghosts but his main best mates are Julian Fawcett.
never mention moon landings to robin he will freak.
some of his most iconic quotes are
"Moonah!"
"bum."
*caveman noises*
"ooo bad moonah on the rise, dust cover sun. birds fall. crops fail. something wicked this way come"

person 1: "robin the caveman is just so chaotic i love it"
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "YOU WHAT-"

person 1: "you remind me of robin the caveman from ghosts"
person 2: "is that a complement or not?"

Robin The Caveman by oowasiapainter December 23, 2021