Alexander

A rather tall, ugly European guy who brags about his ethnicity 24/7 for no damn apparent reason. He says he's hot shit when he really looks like a fucking hairy monkey. Oh, and it doesn't stop there, he claims he's strong and fit but he's probably fat. He's a big bitch baby and a drama queen.

"Who's that crying over there?"
"Oh that's just bitch baby Alexander"

Alexander by Sarah larson January 13, 2018

Alexander

Big dick (14 cm) really god kisser and good in bed too. Alexander gives the best sex you only can imagine. He is lojal to people and have many girls around him

- I had sex with Alexander yesterday
-WHAT?! Was he good?
- Yes, that was the best sex I ever had!

Alexander by Harambe21 December 13, 2016

Alexander

Usually into rock bands like Blink-182 or Fall out boy

Alexander: "Hey im going to a Blink-182 concert!"
Person: "Ofcourse you are, your an Alexander"

Alexander by Ana910 December 31, 2017

Alexander

An Alexander is a guy who have the biggest penis is the world

Wow, look at this, his name is Alexander for sure

Alexander by I love Lars September 4, 2018

Alexander

Alexander is 99% recommended by doctors to cure depression and any other needs you need.

I used some Alexander yesterday and y’all it left me feeling like a new person

Alexander by Yannis February 17, 2019

Alexander

The guy who dates the ugly Polish girls, but is good looking all the time, his ex was better

Alexanders ex is better

Alexander by Bluefacebabby June 14, 2019

Alexander

Alexander is a very handsome person. He could be rude with you but if you know each other better and you guys are friends. He will be such a nice, caring, sweet, understand friend. Also, if you are dating him, you are super lucky because you can tell him everything and he won't say a thing and he gives lots of affection. He tries his best to have time for you, each time he has free and is available he will call or text you !! You'll love him more and more each day. Sometimes tho, he's friends go past the girlfriend like us girls. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

ALEXANDER IS SO SWEET AND UNDERSTANDING!!!

Alexander by somebodyxspecialll June 25, 2019