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The Inverse Value Law

Definition:
(Coined by Nickle) An economic observation stating that in a modern Performocracy, the financial reward for a job is inversely proportional to its necessity for human survival.

Essentially, the more vital a profession is to the actual functioning of society (e.g., nurses, teachers, sanitation workers, farmers), the lower the pay. Conversely, the more trivial, performative, and non-essential the role is (e.g., influencers, streamers, reaction vloggers), the higher the potential earnings. It is the realization that we have built an economy where pretending to do things pays significantly better than actually doing them.
Person 1: "I can't believe my sister is working double shifts in the ER saving lives and can barely make rent, while that guy on TikTok just bought a Lamborghini for opening Pokemon cards."

Person 2: "That's the Inverse Value Law, man. If it saves the world, it pays minimum wage. If it entertains the bored, it pays millions."
The Inverse Value Law by nicklenova February 15, 2026
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The Cosmic Viper Special

The act of sagging one’s cargo pants or someone else ripping their jeans and then trying to sue them on a school device.
I walked into school and someone gave me the cosmic viper special.
The Cosmic Viper Special by SangMfa February 25, 2026
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The charizard v2 

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Rick: yo i fucking pulled the charizard v2 that bitch last night
Jack: no way dude howd you get her to consent?
Rick: she was a prostitute, i payed her 20 bucks extra.
The charizard v2 by ShadowTiara August 13, 2025

The Overton Vagina 

The idea that the Overton window is controlled, at any given time, by the whims of what is popular with the female demographic, since normally right-leaning men will either tone down or outright deny their political beliefs in order to acquire sexual access, or simply avoid sleeping on the couch.
Hey Richard, Asmongold mentioned that women being a part of the anti-mass migrant protests in the UK is a significant precedent. I guess the Overton vagina shift will now make it more comfortable for men to call out the emperor's nakedness.

The Overton Vagina 

The idea that the Overton window is controlled, at any given time, by the whims of what is popular with the female demographic, since normally right-leaning men will either tone down or outright deny their political beliefs in order to acquire sexual access, or simply avoid sleeping on the couch.
Hey Richard, Asmongold mentioned that women being a part of the anti-mass migrant protests in the UK is a significant precedent. I guess the Overton vagina shift will now make it more comfortable for men to call out the emperor's nakedness on this issue.

Nalla veikin (The Nalla Virus) 

When you start talking in a humorous, silly, nerdy, untruthful, sarcastic, high and low pitch, PG - 13 type of way.
= When you suddenly start talking like Nalli.
Person 1: "Wow, that guy is so funny, why cant i stop laughing? He is'nt even being that funny, I think he is being serious!
Person 2: "Oh yeah, he probably just has "Nalla veikin (The Nalla Virus)" !"

Doing the Darth Vader 

When a man or woman with a c-pap mask on gives you oral pleasure.
This fat sweaty c-pap wearer is doing the darth vader on my ex wife