burnt turkey 

Someone who is obsessed with tanning. Their skin tends to be an orange color like a glazed turkey.

burnt turkey

burnt turkey by Sexy Sexy Sadie May 21, 2009

get to your flat in turkey 

something said in annoyance or shock, meaning "get hame" or "get to fuck", only politer. Usually said as response to a random or stupid comment by some timmeh.

Timmeh: Guess what!
Me: What?
Timmeh: Guess what!
Me: WHAT?!?
Timmeh: Guess what? Hi.
Me: Oh, get to your flat in turkey!!

get to your flat in turkey by Hmdle October 18, 2008

Cold Turkey 

Cold Turkey – The act of getting high by a fully fledged drug addict. A feeling similar to that of being thrown, naked and asleep, into a relentlessly cold ocean. In the dark.

"Theres no weed and i don't feel right, looks like i'm goin cold turkey"

Cold Turkey by daesson July 24, 2008

Cold Turkey 

A sexual act where a man first shaves all the hair off of his testicles (to give his genitals a turkey-like appearance) then packs ice into his hand, and masturbates onto a person with his "cold turkey"

Daaaaaaamn bitch. I heard you got cold turkeyed by Steve three times last night!

Cold Turkey by rewriter June 10, 2008

Cock Turkey

A term used to describe someone who loves cock, often used as an insult. The common sound that a turkey makes is "gobble" so to call someone a cock turkey you're saying they 'gobble cock'.

"Damn he's such a Cock Turkey!"

Cock Turkey by Jaycee5454 March 23, 2009

Plump Turkey 

On a warm thanksgiving night after your girlfriend has eaten enough deep throat her so that she throws up her thanksgiving dinner.

After thanksgiving dinner I went home with my girlfriend and gave her a plump turkey.

Plump Turkey by Troxaska November 25, 2010

Speak turkey 

A comedic way of saying "Gobble up food"

Lunch bell rings in school

Luke: Time to go speak turkey!

Speak turkey by Lokeal April 17, 2011