a mike

when you shoot a basketball and it go's under the hoop while hitting the net

Wow Jim. You pulled a mike.

a mike by will February 12, 2003

Commie Mike 

A Finding Nemo Bastard.

Commie Mike is SO HOT!

Commie Mike by Titty Bob and Bart Le Froof October 30, 2004

Mike Rutherford  

Huge turd. Linked to him being the bassist/guitarist in Genesis, especially the 80s LPs.....
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At a party where you have drank and smoked too much, you have just woke up and are squelching and sniffing the AWFUL TRUTH.....
'I think I just did a Mike Rutherford in my pants man!'

Mike Rutherford by djbladdered October 16, 2008

Mike Jones 

n. describes a woman, between the ages of 18 and 24 -give or take- who is really hot. The term is primarily used between guys when they wish to point out a really hot girl to one another conspicuously when it would be awkward to do so otherwise.

Yep, I hope to spend some time with Mike Jones tonight

Mike Jones by Zaem September 20, 2010

Mike 

Mikes Are Players and Cheaters. Mikes Are Bitches. If You're Dating a Mike You should Leave him Or He'll Break Your Heart

Girl 1: oh! Theres Mike! With another Girl!
Girl 2: wow! Hes Litteraly A Fucking Player!

Mike by Xewo_God July 13, 2017

Mike 

A bitch ass nigga, who smells bad and looks worse. He probably works at a shoe selling store like foot locker and thinks he's "fresh" he's boring to be around and is extremely full of himself he thinks he's popular but secretly disliked by many people.

That guy Mike is a bitch.

Friend 1: Hey you omow that guy Mike?
Friend 2: Yeah fuck that guy!

Mike by Kid anonymous January 3, 2018

Mike 

Has an average size penis and full sends stuff
Probably watches YouTube pranksters like Danny Duncan and people like him. He is probably really short and redneckish

Bro1:Yo his name is mike
Bro2: I bet he Has an average size penis and full sends stuff and that’s why he’s so short

Mike by Mike Asmuly April 20, 2020