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sushi sickness 

The nauseating, upset stomach feeling you sometimes get after dining out on some cheap sushi.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude my stomach hurts. I feel like I'm gonna puke."

Duder 2: "Dang dude what did you have for dinner tonight."

Duder 1: "I went to sushi. I knew I shouldn't have got that mackerel."

Duder 2: "Yea dude, mackerel always gives you the sushi sickness."
sushi sickness by westfalia January 18, 2010
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DECA Sickness 

The worst kind of infectious disease spread through those involved in DECA. Some say it spreads through hot, sweaty DECA dances, others, through Google Hangouts. One thing is certain though: the DECA Sickness is highly contagious, and is the perfect excuse for skipping school.
"Man, I can't believe we stayed up on that Hangout so late last night."

'Me either, I think I'm coming down with something!'

"Oh, no! You must have gotten the DECA Sickness from Henry!"

'Looks like I wont be going to school for a few days...'
DECA Sickness by DECALover January 10, 2013

Sea Sickness 

The combination of having a high BAC and motorboating a girl causing ones self to vomit on the girls breasts.
Guy 1: I can hardly remember last night... I woke up with throw up all over my face and shirt. Guess it was a productive night haha.

Guy 2: ... You threw up all over Catherine's grade A tits after she allowed you to motorboat. Must've gotten Sea Sickness dude.
Sea Sickness by Snicklebritz October 1, 2012

Monday Sickness 

A feeling experienced by (But not limited to,) high school aged individuals on the first day of every school week (Monday).
Common symptoms include:
Lowered brain functions,
Bad Temper,
Stress,
and an overall feeling of human (Or otherwise) excrement.
*Jimmy wakes up*
*Jimmy sees it's Monday*
*Jimmy goes back to sleep*

Example 2

1: "Dude, I got a 57% on that test last Monday..."
2: "That's Monday Sickness for you..."
Monday Sickness by Perchant February 3, 2014
(1) A great blowjob.
(2) The satisfaction during/after a blowjob.
"That BJ was a total suckcess on your part."

"SUCKCESS!!"

stuckness 

Stuckness is a word for the dumb people to use when they mean stuck and they can prove to there friend that stuckness is a word of you pull up the urban dictionary
Raine: your eyes are going to get stuck like that
Esther:no they won’t
Raine: yes they will have you ever heard of the word stuckness
Esther:that is not a word
Raine:yes it is look on urban doc
stuckness by Lunamoonlar April 10, 2020