Adjunct Professor

A cheap, untenured lecturer that teaches for peanuts at a university, naively hoping that they will beat the odds and one day get hired into a tenure-track position.

Dude, did you know that professor Smith is an adjunct professor, and he makes less teaching this class than I did working at Wendy's last summer? What a tool!

Adjunct Professor by Mr E August 19, 2008

street wise professor 

A street wise professor is like an O.G. but still on the streets doing what they have done for years. They are usually punks who have been around the scene to damn long. So they end up teaching the younger generations how and why they do what they do.

Any time I am stuck in a town on business I find the street wise professor to let me know whats up.

street wise professor by Cheez (ED) October 19, 2006

menu professor 

a know-it-all who always knows (or pretends to know) the best way to pronounce any and every stupid item on any restaurant menu.

Bob: I'd like to order a chicken gyro (Jie-row).

Peter: It's actually pronounced gyro (yearo).

Bob: Guess what, menu professor? We're not in Greece, we're in East Winston, and here I call it a gyro (Jie-row).

menu professor by the big seppa September 11, 2009

pamphlet professor

Person who thinks they know everything about a subject, just by reading a tiny blurb.

#MemeMD

That Zach kid is such a pamphlet professor. He don't know $hit!!!

pamphlet professor by BigRed2727 November 30, 2017

The Nutty Professor 

A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.

Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!

The Nutty Professor by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017

pick me professor 

(n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.

My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed

pick me professor by d-to-the-ray April 7, 2021

The Professor 

The hottest being known in existence. Her very presence rocks the core of the universe. Her sheer strength is impossibly incalculable. Her kindness is enough to melt the coldest of hearts. Her voice is soothing like the wind on a spring day. A master musician and Godly chef. She is more fantastical than any rain, AND she got cake for days.

Did you see The Professor!? My skull literally exploded from her sheer attractiveness!

The Professor by wingedcurse August 3, 2022