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Bubble Tea

n. The natural carbonation in the urine of most mammals, mostly prevalent in Asian-Americans and some amphibians, such as the kangaroo, and your slimy-ass bitch of a sister. The carbonation is thought to have special addictive properties, and in some cases has allegedly caused temporary resurrection, seventeen hour erections, diabetes, and in some rare cases -- hiccups.
Middle School Crack-head drug dealer: Yo, you want some fresh Bubble Tea?
6th Grader: Sure, gimme.
Middle School Crack-head drug dealer: OK, go past 711 to the alley behind Samurai Sushi.
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bubblegoose 

A belt-bag, usually referred to when drug (esp. marijuana) is carried in it.
"And the duce duce in my bubblegoose"
bubblegoose by Z September 14, 2004

queefer bubble 

When your friend acts like a nimrod and doesn't know what is going on. Similar to the sound of a queef.
" You queefer bubble, you don't know what you're talking about."
queefer bubble by danij May 30, 2006

Butt Bubble

The result of a butt that is too small for a pair of jeans and leaves a bubble of nothing because one's butt isn't filling up the space.
My butt is so flat! I can't even wear jeans without having a butt bubble!
Butt Bubble by chiennefolle3 January 11, 2011

Bubbleman's Board of Evil Robot Stuff 

omfgies!!! itz lyk teh kewl!

bubble gum 

"The car drove into the parking lot and we walked over to it and bought some bubble gum from the mysterious person."
bubble gum by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005

Bubblegum yardstick 

artificially flavored, weighs 3 ounces and is extreamly fun to blow on....like a cock
Mary: Man im bored

Fred: Want a bubblegum yardstick? =