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Wheel of Fortune

A Sex Position involving three men, and a dwarf woman. Two of the men fuck the girl pig roast style (one in the front hole, one in the back hole) standing up, so that the dwarf girls legs aren't touching the ground. Then the third guy stands next to them, and spins the midget girl around.
Yo that midget girl got wheel of fortuned.
Wheel of Fortune by Positioner Pal October 19, 2010
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The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.

American Fortune Cookie 

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

wayne fortune 

wayne fortune by 4tune January 24, 2018

Ray Fortune 

A pre-mature dickwad who is so into over doing his power of establishment that he forgets to not shop at baby gap for his work clothes. Ray is a racist, sexist, and homophobic whore just like the confederates he teaches about in history class who’s sex appeal isn’t even strong enough for shrek
Ray Fortune is a pompousth pusthy

Miss Fortune 

A lovely women who will say No to all men. Except to her true love, who is missing at the moment...
Yo that Miss Fortune just railed that dude and left him the next morning
Miss Fortune by Ram Ranch January 8, 2020

fin fortune 

Fin fortune is one with the kids and alway wanders off for a puki pie the nonce. Ps u stink of shit
fin fortune by Puli pie = Daisy October 23, 2022