Feng shui constipation 

Feng shui

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Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.

Feng shui constipation by Spacemannn January 7, 2020

head constipation 

The phenomenon of having so much information on one subject due to researching on it but being unable to draw it out into sensible written representation. Most commonly suffered during exams, thesis writing and such.

I can't quite get my paper written even though I have all the required information. I must be suffering from head constipation.

head constipation by Anushree Deshpande October 14, 2007

Mentally Constipated 

-the feeling of being over-bloated.
-almost at the point of puking.
-being really full

I am mentally constipated.

Mentally Constipated by TheConstipationExpert February 21, 2011

Real Conspirator 

An organization bent on ruling the Central Florida Underground. There home-base is unknown, but is rumored to be in Orlando. The society works through the internet, but only those who can crack the password to a "sacred" AIM account can get in.

See him? He's a Real Conspirator, he might Phuck up your computer.

Real Conspirator by The BenMan April 6, 2004

Thought-Constipation 

Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming

Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation

Thought-Constipation by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Nasal Constipation 

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

Nasal Constipation by PedoSnapz December 18, 2010

Constipation 

A backed up flow of things

i.e. The highway is undergoing heavy constipation

Constipation by Phroe July 11, 2003