pain in the chuff 

Pain in the vagina

It's right pain in the chuff!

pain in the chuff by Chuffing hell April 21, 2017

Flying monkey's chuff nut 

refers to a furry appendage of the simian family, to be used as an expression of indifference or an absence of concern.

i.e. 'I couldn't give a "Flying monkey's chuff nut" what you think'

Flying monkey's chuff nut by pinkcity November 17, 2010

Monkey Chuff 

A Monkey's vagina stuffed with cotton balls, in an irregular fashion.

Dude, Shane is such a Monkey Chuff!

I Know! I can't believe it!

Monkey Chuff by Capt. Picard of the Enterprise July 17, 2016

Smooth as a Baby's Chuff

What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.

Extremely smooth.

Smik: Nice skinhead !!

Shaun: Yea man run your hand along it, it's as smooth as a baby's chuff!!

Smooth as a Baby's Chuff by Drewbud315 May 23, 2008

butt chuff

verb: The act of using one's anus to "inhale" (reverse farting) the vapor from the "chuff" cap of an RDA (rebuildable drip atomizer) of a vaporizer (i.e. vape pens, mods, etc.) and having another person "butt chuff" the vapor cloud from the other's anus.

"I just butt chuffed a cumulonimbus!"

butt chuff by Chuffuluffugous February 12, 2015

Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit

I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.

Colder than a penguins chuff by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Snickle Chuff 

To be ejaculated on hit and run style by a male friend or stranger while you are shitting

"I had to crap at the park today and got snickle chuffed by some bum. My new jacket looks like modern art bro. Bum cum, yuk!"

Snickle Chuff by pair a dimes December 30, 2014