zodiac killer

what ted cruz was as a young man.

ted cruz

Hey, did you hear that the zodiac killer is running for president?!

by tedcruzisthezodiackiller1324 May 15, 2016

Zodiac signs

The thing that people use as an excuse for being a burden on humanity.

Oh I’m sorry for punching you in the face, I’m **Aquarius

** 1 of the 12 zodiac signs

by Assassin203886 August 25, 2020

Zodiac Killer

Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.

"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"

by CLEGANEBOWL July 4, 2016

Zodiac Mating Season

A season in which zodiac signs have their adrenaline rush and their sex drive run through the roof,usually when it's their month of Zodiac

John:Hey man what are you doing?
Kate:John it's Aquarius Season
John:What's that?
Kate:Its apart of the Zodiac Mating Season
John:Oh....
Kate:Yeah,I should be feeling the effects when January 12th comes
John:Oh..oh...okay
Kate:See you around,Sweetness~
John:Man,people sure are strange

by Jaiden Gary October 24, 2019

Zodiac signs

Something that a random girl on TikTok will define you by and will not shut up about it

Guy 1:what are zodiac signs
Guy 2: there are some dumbass things that are if your born in may your a Gemini stuff like that,why do you ask?
Guy 1:my girl asked which one am I

Guy 2:dump her

by Stinkyboy69 February 10, 2021

Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz its obviously the Zodiac Killer...

by Ahoeness August 6, 2016

Zodiac Killer

ted cruz

knock knock get the door it's ted cruz the zodiac killer

by simplymemelogical May 13, 2016