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whip yo ass 

Person 1: Let's play Black Ops, bro
Person 2:, Cool, I'm, gonna whip yo ass
whip yo ass by lol-chickens February 19, 2014

Cool Yo Ass 

'Cool Yo Ass' is a phrase used to tell someone to either shut up, step back from a confrontation with the person who is saying the phrase or to tell an individual, or group of persons, to 'be cool', to 'calm down' and/or 'step back' from the situation.

'Cool Yo Ass' is a much much cooler way of saying 'calm down', 'chill out' or any other type of similar phrasing.

To 'Cool Yo Ass' is to either simply be cool or to 'have a Coke an a smile and chill the f**k out'

The action of 'Cool Yo Ass' (or more correctly 'Cooling Yo Ass') is to remain totally cool, calm and collective and basically 'brush the dirt off your shoulders' like it 'ain't no thang'.

This term was coined approximately around May 2009 in the city of Christchurch in Canterbury, New Zealand by a group of stand-up dudes who wish to remain nameless. So Cool Yo Ass...
Luke: "Oh my God! Duuuude, you just knocked that bouncer clean the fuck out!!! The cops are going to arrest us!!!"

Kane: "Cool Yo Ass."

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Wendy (the racist bar manager/owner): "You, you and you, get the f**k out of my club now! ...I hate you Coconuts and Maoris!"

Kane: "Bitch, cool yo ass."
Cool Yo Ass by Kommi Knocker June 5, 2009

Ima eat yo ass 

A slang expression meaning, "I am going to eat your ass", referring to the act of analingus. This expression can either be used in a seductive or a threatening manner.
(Seductive): "Hey baby bring that booty over here 'cause Ima eat yo ass!"

(Threatening): "Bro, you ever pull that shit on me again, Ima eat yo ass!"

Bust a cap in yo ass

To shoot an individual with a gun.
You bitch, getin all swoa, Im gunna bust a cap in yo ass!

shut yo ass up 

Another way in telling somebody to shut their mouth.
Nahojay-Hey, Sagnnua, u a dyke.
Sagnnua-Hey Nahojay, shut yo ass up!
shut yo ass up by anskakdn November 2, 2008

I'm on yo ass

User of the phrase: is about to begin or is already in the process of joking about/ dissing the receiver of the phrase.

Synonym Phrase: I'm about to roast on you.

Somewhat of a taunt or gloat.
Example 1

Guy 1: "Hahaha! Is that fake Polo?"

Guy 2: "Oh you, tryna' roast? Bruh I'm on yo ass! Ol, high water, flipped collar, no dollar lookin' boy!"

Example 2

Guy 1: "That's what yo momma said when she left last night!"

Guy 2: "Shut up man! yeen funny!"

Guy 1: "Hahaha! Boy I'm on yo ass!"
I'm on yo ass by Zip Zack November 27, 2012