XBOXer 

A Person (Usually Male) who plays the XBOX as a Hobby or in a more pathetic case an important part of their daily lifestyle.

Also usually a question you ask a fellow nerd.

"Hey! Are you a XBOXer?"

XBOXer by Ronny K April 20, 2005

XBoned 

When you find out the game you want is only for the "next gen" console (particularly the Xbox One). Thus sending you into a feeling of depression as tho betrayed by your nation. You then question capitalism and consider becoming a communist for the good of equality.

Ex. "Dude I really want the next Call of Duty but it's only for the next gen consoles. I'm totally getting XBoned by Activision."

XBoned by BossSauce 47 April 14, 2015

xboxen 

n. pl. The plural form of xbox.

"Still, there was less shame in a casual day of Goldeneye with mates
than hulking 4 Xboxen and TVs together in a room full of geeks".

xboxen by Edward Scrag February 28, 2004

Xboxer 

A white boy who only plays xbox and denounces any other gaming company, only cares about the "graphx".

White Boy: Nintendo and Sony fucking suck, Xbox has such better graphics!!!
Me: oh my god that's not even true you stupid Xboxer! Have you seen the PS4??!!

Xboxer by Ihatemyselfie March 3, 2017

xboxen 

Erroneous and foolish use of a German grammatical rule to pluralise "Xbox". Arises from the geek-chic use of language where they refer to multiples of Unix computers as "boxen" instead of the correct "boxes". This misappropriation conveniently ignores the fact that an Xbox is not a Unix machine at all, but rather a vastly overpriced, repackaged PC of moderate ability circa 2001.

There shouldn't be any examples of this word in use.

xboxen by J. R. Hartley November 11, 2004

x-boxed 

-the opposite of a sexually aroused woman.

-sexually revolted woman

"By the end of the relationship, I was x-boxed and unable to continue faking."

"The guy at the bar was so ugly that I was x-boxed the second he came near me."

x-boxed by AdAmI August 22, 2009

xboxercise

Using xbox kinect as a form of exercise

I'm so tired from all the xboxercise that I did earlier.

xboxercise by danl55555 January 13, 2011