As mentioned on "
The Daily Show with John Stewart."
An imaginary document that gives one the right to be a Douchebag without harmful
consequences. However it must be invoked or the
individual who fails to invoke it can and will be subjected to harsh punishment from those offended. Without the invocation of the Writ, the Douchebag holds no rights, and no protective measures will be taken to prevent harm to their genitals.