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Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist 

A sex position where a male comes from behind a woman standing on her head, wraps one hand around her waste, while holding a seagull by the feet. The seagull is then dipped in any liquid (diarhea in an old coffee can works wonderfully). The seagull is then stuck into the vagina and twisted in a circle while the male and female both caw vigourously.
I gave my wife a Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist for our fiftieth wedding anniversary.
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Wisconsin Wraparound 

When a person reaches around someone from the side or behind them to jack off their penis. Often times it is done as a form of belittlement or degradation.
Hey did you see my buddy Trey give Josh the ol Wisconsin Wraparound? It really put him in his place.

Wisconsin Wraparound 

the act of hanging someone upside down and going above them and jerking them off
Me and Billy went too give give each other a Wisconsin Wraparound

hungarian wrap-around 

When you are making out with a random Eastern European person while standing in close proximity to someone with whom you'd much rather be making out (a.k.a. Your soulmate). Your soulmate must also be slaying a rando, preferably a serviceman. Eye contact with your soulmate is required.
Friend 1: "Yo, did you see Ryan giving Nicole the Hungarian Wrap-Around at the tent dance last night?"

Friend 2: "Yea she was totally crushing Fat Coasty with her mouth. But also, Ryan is a fucking chotch."

Friend 1: "Yea seriously. Next time I see him carrying his fucking orgo-playset, I'm going to jandro that shit."

Friend 3 (while shoulder shrugging): "Ayyyyyyy"

Friends 1 & 2: "Shut the fuck up, Cem"
hungarian wrap-around by Jandro69 November 5, 2013

Wrap around gagger 

When a woman or man is giving you a blow job and you take her hair (if long enough) and tie it around your waist without her knowing. She tries to back off in order to take a breath, but can't. So she gags on your penis.
Someone giving you a blow job and you secretly tie their hair around your waist so they just gag on your penis. Therefore, a wrap around gagger is occurring.
Wrap around gagger by Machamer October 25, 2010

Elephant Wrap Around 

When a guy is standing up straight and his partner puts her/his arm through the guys legs and gives him a hand job, reenacting the appearance/action of an elephant's trunk. Elephant noises are optional.
Adam: Dude, she finally gave me an elephant wrap around last night!

Nic: Was it uncomfortable?

Adam: Once she got the right grip it was awesome!

Dan: Did she make noises?

Adam: I wish!

Jcon: I gave her lessons!

wrap around porch

excessive, unkempt, female pubic hair that encompasses the vaginal and anal region.
I can't believe Geoffery went down on Shirley because I've seen her "wrap around porch" creeping out of her swimsuit.