WPM

WPM (Wanks Per Minute) The state in which shows how fast you can wank that lil’ willy of yours without stopping but more so increasing the rate you are going at.

Ramzy: Yo dude how fking fast can yah crank that “willy” of yours?
Cola: Haha! I can whip it and hit a jerk rate of 300 WPM full force!!

Ramzy: Holy shit!

WPM by Ramzys_Baguette March 29, 2021

WPM

White privileged male

Oh he didn’t get a stimmy cause he’s a WPM

WPM by Thetrufffff May 7, 2022

200 wpm 

the epitome of no bitches

Carter: HOG RIDDEEEEERRRRRRRRRR I GOT 200 WPM ON X TYPING GAME...
Alfred: Bro you pull no bitches...

200 wpm by CUMSE July 13, 2022

wpmg 

Acronym for What's Poppin' My G?
Something you would say to your homie, a friend, a girl... or just anyone you know.

Scotty: Hey bro
Benylin1: wpmg

wpmg by Rajbir D March 3, 2009

WPMNAH 

Acronym for a person who repeatedly states they shall be embarking on a project yet always fails to deliver.

Warning Project May Never Actually Happen

Sometimes shortened to WPM

Elsie:- Did you hear what Mike is up to?

John:- Oh you mean that race car he is building for the Autotests? that's a definite WPMNAH

WPMNAH by Garry Baldy October 1, 2010

wpmike 

A dirty scummer

Omfg look at that dirty wpmike over there, I would feel sorry for him if he weren't so goddamn smelleh

wpmike by Anonymous September 6, 2003